(interesting and engaging monologue about self just to take up room/provide needless information as well as brag about how clever i am, pause for laughs, etc etc, otherwise known as this is where you pretend i do more than cry about fictional characters at night)

there's this:
get out

and this because as a Supernatural fan I'm entitled to masochism:
cries

"Sure, it's good to feel things, and if it hurts,
we're doing it to ourselves, or so the saying goes, but there should be
a different music here. There should be just one safe place
in the world."

oh and wincest.